Scotch Whisky Contest

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by paulmack, Feb 21, 2007.

  1. paulmack

    paulmack New Member

    A large and very loud American goes into a bar in Glasgow.

    "I hear tell all you Scatch people are real hard drinkers." he says in a big booming voice, "Now you folks just don't know what hard drinking is! Why I'll wager a bet with any man to drink 20 shots of whisky one after the other and give you $500 dollars if you can do it."

    No-one takes up the challenge. One bloke even leaves!

    "Well, there ya go, sure proves my point!" the American says disgustedly. A few minutes later the guy who left comes in and says "Hey Big Man, is that bet still on?"

    "Sure as hell is!" and he orders a line up of 20 glasses of whisky. The man runs along the bar, grabbing each glass and throwing back the contents, to huge cheers and the astonishment of the American. The American of course tries to do it as well, but can't past the 17th, so he gives the bloke the $500.

    "Tell me," slurs the Yank, "where did you go before you (hic!) came back in again."

    "Eh? oh aye" says the man pocketing the bills, "I went tae another pub just tae make sure Ah could dae it!"

    LOL,not my joke,I'm only the copier,don't know if it portrays the Scotsman or the American in the worse light,but gave me a laugh anyway.
  2. Rosiebud

    Rosiebud New Member

    laughed my heid awf

  3. sues1

    sues1 New Member

    It had a ending I did not that made it even better. Thanks.......Susan
  4. paulmack

    paulmack New Member

    Glad you enjoyed the joke.

    Linda,I've never heard of an Irish car bomb before but just checked it on the web & is it a shot of Irish whiskey,followed by a nearly full pint of Guinness into which you drop a shot of Irish Cream such as a Baileys then drink it in a oner.Sounds as tho it would blow your head off,lol.
    Once saw a guy a few years ago drink something similar in a local Irish bar but can't recall what he called it.Thereyougo,it must have been a car bomb.It didn't go down too well though,he was in the Gents a few minutes later bringing it all back up,yuk!!
    Can't say I would fancy it.