Sharing some laughter

Discussion in 'Spirituality/Worship' started by Sunshyne1027, Oct 29, 2003.

  1. Sunshyne1027

    Sunshyne1027 New Member

    I just have to share this, it made me laugh so much, and laughter is so good when you do not feel well. Its all in good humor..Bloopers from Church Bulletins.

    Don't let worry kill you. Let the Church help.

    Thursday night-Potluck Supper. Prayer and medication to follow.

    Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.

    For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.

    The rosebud on the altar this morning is to announce the birth of David B, the sin of Reverend and Mrs. Julius B.

    This afternoon there will be a meeting in the south and north ends of the church. Children will be baptized at both ends.

    Tuesday at 4PM there will be an ice cream social. All ladies giving milk will please come early.

    Wednesday, the Ladies Liturgy Society will meet. Mrs. Jones will sing "Put Me In My Little Bed" accompanied by the pastor.

    Thursday at 5PM there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers Club. All wishing to become Little Mothers, please see the minister in his private study.

    This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mr. Vassals to come forward and lay an egg on the altar.

    Next Sunday, a special collection will be taken to defray the cost of the new carpet. All those wishing to do something on the new carpet will come forward and get a piece of paper.

    The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind and they may be seen in the church basement Friday.

    A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.

    At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What is Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice.

    Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.

    The 1991 Spring Council Retreat will be hell May 10 and 11.

    Pastor is on vacation. Massages can be given to church secretary.

    The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new tithing campaign slogan last Sunday: " I Upped My Pledge-Up Yours."

    Eight new choir robes are currently needed, due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.

    The Senior Choir invites any member of the congregation who enjoys sinning to join the choir.
  2. ValleyGirl89

    ValleyGirl89 New Member

    I also got a laugh out of your post! It's so funny how some things are worded!
    Lisa
  3. Sunshyne1027

    Sunshyne1027 New Member

    Glad you all liked. I was reading about how laughter can do wonders. I am going to try and practice that. Was reading on how to start a folder/journal of things that make you smile, laugh..Write them down and collect them. So in times you just do not feel well, happy and at peace with it all..You have something to pull out and reference to..Things that make you laugh, brings smiles. I printed them bloopers out and started a folder myself.

  4. sheried

    sheried New Member

    I over-did it today and was feeling really rotten. But, bless your heart, you really made my day. I was sitting here laughing out loud.

    Thank you for a good dose of the best medicine!

    Hugs, Sherie