Signs You Need A New Doctor...LOLOLOLOL

Discussion in 'Fibromyalgia Main Forum' started by lenaw70, Dec 8, 2005.

  1. lenaw70

    lenaw70 New Member

    - He calls you at two in the morning "just to talk."

    - Instead of rubber surgical gloves he wears oven mitts.

    - He keeps accidentally referring to himself as "the defendant."

    - He thinks Eastern Medicine was developed in Long Island.

    - He keeps accidentally referring to your legs as "drumsticks."

    - His examination room is Room 201 at the No-Tell Motel.

    - He introduces you to his anesthesiologist, "Doctor Jim Beam."

    - Before surgery, he asks if you want this "to go."

    - He tries to color your X-rays with crayons.
  2. victoria

    victoria New Member

    sounds like the fake doctors doing some cosmetic surgery that was on the news a while back....
  3. JLH

    JLH New Member

    These were cute!!!!