silliness 4 all

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by bevy2most, Dec 14, 2007.

  1. bevy2most

    bevy2most New Member

    Subject: Gotta Love the Old folks
    > I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes.
    > We decided to grab a bite at the food court.
    > I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The
    > teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red,
    > orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look
    > and find him staring every time.
    > When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, "What's
    > the
    > matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?"
    > Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not
    > choke on his response; knowing he would have a good one. And in classic
    > style he did not bat an eye in his response.
    > "Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just
    > wondering if you were my son."
  2. painterZ

    painterZ New Member

    What great wit and timing...reminds me of my parents.

    Thanks for the smile!