SILLY == but fun == HALLOWEEN jokes... :) ==

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by victoria, Oct 25, 2008.

  1. victoria

    victoria New Member

    What do you get when you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?

    ...Pumpkin Pi.

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    How do you make a witch stew?

    ...Keep her waiting for hours.

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    How do ghosts begin their letters?

    ..."Tomb it may concern:"

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    What happened to the guy who couldn't keep up payments to his exorcist?

    ...He was repossessed

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    What do you call a person who puts rat poison in a person's Corn Flakes?

    ...A cereal killer

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    How do you mend a broken Jack-o-lantern?

    ...With a pumpkin patch.

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    What kind of street does a ghost like best?

    ...A dead end!

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    How do you know if a ghost is lying?

    ...You can see right through him.

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    How is a werewolf like a computer?

    ...They both have megabytes.

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    Why don't witches like to ride their brooms when they're angry?

    ...They're afraid of flying off the handle

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    Where do ghosts go on vacation?

    ...Lake Erie

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    How can you tell when a window is scared?

    ...They get shudders

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    Why didn't the skeleton dance at the Halloween party?

    ...It had no body to dance with

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    When does a skeleton laugh?

    ...When something tickles his funny bone

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    Why is a ghost such a messy eater?

    ...Because he's always a goblin

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    What happens when a ghost gets lost in a fog?

    ...He's mist!

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    What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?

    ...A Hoblin' Goblin

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    What do you call a wicked witch who lives by the sea?

    A sandwitch.

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    Who does a ghoul marry?

    ...his ghoul friend

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    What is a vampire's favorite mode of transportation?

    ...A blood vessel

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  2. sisland

    sisland New Member

    These are really Fun! going to pass them on to the Kids!,,,,,,,,S
  3. fibromickster

    fibromickster New Member

    Those are great Victoria, I think I will print them off and read one to each kid that comes to the door. I know they are usually supposed to do the reading of joke, but that will be kind of fun to do before I give out the candy.

    Very cute, thanks Victoria.

    Mickey