SILLY == but fun == HALLOWEEN jokes... :) ==

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by victoria, Oct 25, 2008.

  1. victoria

    victoria New Member

    What do you get when you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?

    ...Pumpkin Pi.


    How do you make a witch stew?

    ...Keep her waiting for hours.


    How do ghosts begin their letters?

    ..."Tomb it may concern:"


    What happened to the guy who couldn't keep up payments to his exorcist?

    ...He was repossessed


    What do you call a person who puts rat poison in a person's Corn Flakes?

    ...A cereal killer


    How do you mend a broken Jack-o-lantern?

    ...With a pumpkin patch.


    What kind of street does a ghost like best?

    ...A dead end!


    How do you know if a ghost is lying?

    ...You can see right through him.


    How is a werewolf like a computer?

    ...They both have megabytes.


    Why don't witches like to ride their brooms when they're angry?

    ...They're afraid of flying off the handle


    Where do ghosts go on vacation?

    ...Lake Erie


    How can you tell when a window is scared?

    ...They get shudders


    Why didn't the skeleton dance at the Halloween party?

    ...It had no body to dance with


    When does a skeleton laugh?

    ...When something tickles his funny bone


    Why is a ghost such a messy eater?

    ...Because he's always a goblin


    What happens when a ghost gets lost in a fog?

    ...He's mist!


    What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?

    ...A Hoblin' Goblin


    What do you call a wicked witch who lives by the sea?

    A sandwitch.


    Who does a ghoul marry?

    ...his ghoul friend


    What is a vampire's favorite mode of transportation?

    ...A blood vessel


  2. sisland

    sisland New Member

    These are really Fun! going to pass them on to the Kids!,,,,,,,,S
  3. fibromickster

    fibromickster New Member

    Those are great Victoria, I think I will print them off and read one to each kid that comes to the door. I know they are usually supposed to do the reading of joke, but that will be kind of fun to do before I give out the candy.

    Very cute, thanks Victoria.