SILLY JOKE === SLOW sign, sure to work!

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by victoria, Feb 16, 2008.

  1. victoria

    victoria New Member

    Farmer John lived on a quiet rural highway. But, as time went by, the traffic built up at an alarming rate. The traffic was so heavy and so fast that his chickens were being run over at a rate of 3 to 6 a day. So Farmer John called the sheriff's office and said,

    "You've got to do something about all of these people driving so fast and killing all of my chickens."

    "What do you want me to do?" asked the sheriff.

    "I don't care," said Farmer John. "Just do SOMEthing about these crazy drivers!"

    So the next day, the sheriff had the county workers go out and erect a sign that said:



    3 days later Farmer John called the sheriff and said,
    "You've got to do something about these drivers. The school crossing sign seems to make them go even faster."

    So, again, the sheriff sent out the county workers to put up a new sign. This time it said,


    But that sped them up even more! Fed up, Farmer John kept calling and the sheriff kept changing the signs. Finally, Farmer John said to the sheriff,

    "Your signs are doing no good. Can I put up my own sign?"

    The sheriff was ready to let Farmer John do just about anything in order to get him to stop bothering him every day. He said:

    "Sure thing, put up your own sign."

    And after that, the sheriff got no more calls from Farmer John. 3 weeks later, however, curiosity got the best of the sheriff and he decided to give Farmer John a call:

    "How's the problem with those drivers? Did you put up your own sign?"

    "Oh, I sure did," Farm John replied. "And not one chicken has been killed since then. I've got to go now, I'm very busy!" and he hung up the phone.

    The sheriff was very curious now, and he thought:

    "I'd better go out there and take a look at that sign. It might be something that the county could use to slow down drivers elsewhere..."

    So the sheriff drove out past Farmer John's farm, where he saw the following sign:




    for CHICKS!

    [This Message was Edited on 02/16/2008]
  2. fivesue

    fivesue New Member

    divergent thinker!

    What a hoot!


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