Silly Jokes

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by morningsonshine, Oct 27, 2007.

  1. morningsonshine

    morningsonshine New Member

    Dumb, but funny, i have kids, what can i say?!?

    What does a 500 lb canary say when it's walking down the street???
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    ^Heeeeerrrre, kittykittykitty!!!

    What do you call a boy that's been caught by a tribe of cannibals??
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    ^Stu

    And this ones for Georgia, or Sheep Wrestler!!

    What do you get when you cross a sheep with a kung fu master??
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    Lamb Chops!! giggle!

    Smile!!!:0)
  2. tansy

    tansy New Member

    What are prehistoric monsters called when they sleep?
    A dinosnore!

    What is the fruitiest lesson?
    History, because it's full of dates!

    What language do they speak in Cuba?
    Cubic!

    Why did the stupid racing driver make ten pitstops during the race?
    He was asking for directions!

    How do you keep an imbecile happy all his life?
    Tell him a joke
    when he's a baby!

    What illness did everyone on the Enterprise catch?
    Chicken Spocks!

    What is a myth?
    A female moth!
  3. morningsonshine

    morningsonshine New Member

    Thanks for adding more Sheepy, and Tansy!!

    My youngest is into jokes right now!
  4. morningsonshine

    morningsonshine New Member

    What did one elevator say to the other??

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    What do you get when you cross a comedian with a knitter??

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    What did the the gardener say to the vegetables???

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    HaHaHA!!!

    You can shoot me now!!!! :0)
  5. AnneTheresa

    AnneTheresa Member

    Question: What is brown & sticky?
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    Answer: a stick
  6. morningsonshine

    morningsonshine New Member

    Keep them coming!

    Hi Hangin! I like the salad one!

    And my kids rolled their eyes at the stick one! TeeHee!!!


    I found a picture on my disk the other day off my youngest when he was three, put it in my profile!
  7. morningsonshine

    morningsonshine New Member

    That reminds me of the mol-asses joke about moles!!


    Why did the woman divorce the grape?
    She was tired of raisin' kids!

    "Waiter, Waiter, there's a fly in my alphabet soup!"
    "That's no fly, that's a spelling bee."

    "Waiter, Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!"
    "Shhhh, you'll make the other customers jealous."

    "Waiter, Waiter, there's a fly in my soup!"
    "Don't worry, we won't charge you extra."

    "Waiter, Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?"
    "Looks like he's drowning to me."

    "Waiter, Waiter, there's a fly doing the breaststroke in my soup?"
    "You're mistaken, that's the butterfly."


  8. morningsonshine

    morningsonshine New Member

    for more silly laughs
  9. therealmadscientist

    therealmadscientist New Member

    How do you catch a polar bear?

    Cut a hole in the ice and line the edge with peas. Then when the Polar bear comes to take a pea you kick him in the icehole.


    (Courtesy of my grandfather. He taught us this before we understood it. And had us tell it to adults....who would laugh, but we really didn't know why so funny)




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