Silly yolk, I mean JOKE

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by victoria, May 23, 2011.

  1. victoria

    victoria New Member

    A couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and order the 'Chicken

    The waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot.

    Just as the wife is about to serve herself, the lid of the pot rises
    slightly and she briefly sees two beady little eyes looking around before
    the lid slams back down.

    'Good grief, did you see that?' she asks her husband. He hasn't, so she
    asks him to look in the pot. He reaches for it and again the lid rises,
    and he sees two little eyes looking around before it slams down.

    Rather perturbed, he calls the waiter over, explains what is happening,
    and demands an explanation.

    'Please excuse, sir,' says the waiter, 'what you order?'

    The husband replies, 'Chicken Surprise.'

    (You're going to love this. You're going to hate yourself for loving

    'Ah, I see! Soooooooooo sorry,' says the waiter,

    'I mistaken, I bring you Peeking Duck.'

    (please ... NO fowl language now!)

  2. spacee

    spacee Member

    Can you see the stupid grin on my face?