Simple Home remediesrules to live by :)

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by ckball, May 10, 2007.

  1. ckball

    ckball New Member



    AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES

    1. If you are choking on an ice cube simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself.



    2. Avoid cutting yourself slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold while you chop.



    3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.



    4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.



    5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.



    6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.

    7. You only need two tools in life - WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.

    8. Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

    Daily Thought: SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKIES. NOT REALLY GOOD FOR ANYTHING BUT THEY BRING A SMILE TO YOUR FACE WHEN PUSHED DOWN THE STAIRS.

  2. Denamay

    Denamay New Member

    Very good advice.

    There are one or two persons that I would'nt mind pushing down the stairs and you thought I was normal?

    Hope you are having a good day! love Denamay
  3. Marta608

    Marta608 Member

    Good ones, Carla. They all make perfect sense to me!

    Marta
  4. mezombie

    mezombie Member

    So simple, yet so funny!

    Thanks for the laughs, Carla!
  5. victoria

    victoria New Member

    the problem comes tho when you try to duct tape something down that you no longer want to move but that you've already used WD-40 on...

  6. ckball

    ckball New Member

    that you could use in your daily lives.

    Victoria- you are so right about WD and duct tape.

    BTW-latex gloves and duct tape can make for an interesting day-talk about stickie fingers-glad you all had a laugh-Carla
  7. Rosiebud

    Rosiebud New Member

    loved it, especially peeing in the sink.

    Rosie
  8. elliespad

    elliespad Member

    I thought All I Really Need To Know I Learned in Kindergarten. Apparently Kindergarten missed a few thruths.
  9. joyfully

    joyfully New Member

    Every one of them were funny!
  10. boltchik

    boltchik New Member

    Lol!!! Numbers 5 and 6 had me rolling!! Thanks for the laugh. Have a great night. Kim :)