Here's a not so funny one for you all... I woke up this morning stiff as always, so I worked at a slow pace all morning (work from 8-12), and I sat down next to this dogs cage to try to get him to eat. I really wasnt on the floor that long, but when I tried to get up, my hips felt like they were locked in a different position! I had to actually stand there and try to stretch them so I could stand up straight and walk. Now, 6 hours later, my hips feel bruised. All that pain, and I didnt even do anything except sit on the floor!