Discussion in 'Fibromyalgia Main Forum' started by rocky76, Sep 7, 2009.

  1. rocky76

    rocky76 Member


    · Do you have feelings of inadequacy?

    · Do you suffer from shyness?

    · Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?

    If you answered yes to any of these questions , ask your
    doctor or pharmacist about Chardonnay.

    Chardonnay is the safe, natural way to feel better and more
    confident about yourself and your actions. Chardonnay can
    help ease you out of your shyness
    and let you tell the world that you're ready and
    willing to do just about anything.

    You will notice the benefits of Chardonnay almost
    immediately and with a regimen of regular doses you can
    overcome any obstacles that prevent you
    from living the life you want to live. Shyness and
    awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you too will
    discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop
    hiding and start living.

    Chardonnay may not be right for everyone. Women who are
    pregnant or nursing should not use Chardonnay. However,
    women who wouldn't mind nursing or
    becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.

    Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting,
    incarceration, erotic lustfulness, loss of motor control,
    loss of clothing, loss of money, loss of virginity,
    delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration,
    dry mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night
    rounds of Strip Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister!

    * The consumption of Chardonnay may make you think you are
    whispering when you are not.

    * The consumption of Chardonnay may cause you to tell your
    friends over and over again that yo u love them.

    * The consumption of Chardonnay may cause you to think you
    can sing.

    * The consumption of Chardonnay may make you think you can
    logically converse with members of the opposite sex without

    * The consumption of Chardonnay may create the illusion
    that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking
    than most people.

    Please feel free to share this important information with
    as many women as you feel may benefit!

    Now Just Imagine What You Could Achieve With a Good
    Merlot !!!
  2. blueeyedgrl73

    blueeyedgrl73 New Member

    Sooooooo funny! loved it!!!! :D
  3. lynncats

    lynncats New Member

    Loved that, you sure got a smile out of me.


  4. skeptik2

    skeptik2 Member

    I have to LOOK!

    ROFLOL, that is sooooo true.

    maybe it's a cure for CFIDS?

    lOVED IT...thanks

  5. daboysone

    daboysone New Member

    Lol! This is too cute! Thanks for the laughs! M
  6. HarleyRidingGal

    HarleyRidingGal New Member

    I read this when it was first posted and laughed so hard but am just getting around to posting a reply.

    I was so glad to find something humerous espeically with all I'm dealing with in my life right now. Thanks so much for making me laugh.

    Although a side effect is that it made me pee a little and since that's a problem for me right now (multiple organ problems..all at once), I just had to read it again just so it was worth the side effect!... :) and the same thing happened again!.. But, oh so worth it!

    I know, I know...TMI (too much information).

    Thanks Rocky...perfect timing for me!

  7. mbofov

    mbofov Active Member

    Thanks, Rocky!

  8. Mikie

    Mikie Moderator

    Thanks for many smiles. Loved this.

    My eye doc actually told me to have a glass of wine or a beer every day. It keeps the pressure in the eyes down. I don't have glaucoma but a couple of times, the pressure has been borderline high. I told him, "Now that's medical advice I can follow!"

    Love, Mikie
  9. loto

    loto Member

    thanks so much for posting this!! i needed a good funny laugh after the stressful day i've been through! keep posting the fun!