1. if a store is open 24/7 why are their locks on the doors 2. why is it that dogs stick their heads out windows but hate when you blow in their face 3.why are they called APART-ments when they are stuck together???? 4. Why is an autograph called an autograph when it isn't a graph on automobiles? 5.If Ms. Cleo can predict your future why does she ask you for your name? 6.is their any lactose and intolerant people in Wisconsin 7.can you teach a new dog old tricks 8.and if you can then why cant you teach a old dog new tricks??? 9.Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway? 10.Why, when we send something by ship its called cargo and if we send something by car its called a shipment? 11.If you get olive oil by squeezing olives, how do we get baby oil? 12.Why do you have to have a drivers license to buy alcohol if you can't drink and drive? 13.b4 they invented drawing boards where did they go back to? 14. If u can't drink drive, y do u need a driver's license to buy liquor, y do bars have parkin lots? 15.why is it that a doctors work is called a practice? 16. Y is it that when u r drivin and lookin for an address, u turn down the volume? 17.If a cow sneezed would milk come out of his nose 18.what hair color do they put on bald men's drivers licenses 19.IF THE BLACK BOX SURVIVES A plane CRASH WHY ISNT THE WHOLE PLANE MADE OF THE STUFF 20.WHY IS THERE AN EXPIRATION DATE ON SOUR CREAM 21.Why do birds not fall out of trees when they sleep? 22.Why do they call it "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" when they know the answer is going to be everyone? 23.How many people do you need to consider it a mass suicide/murder? 24.Could a tanning bed kill a vampire? If not would they get a tan? 25.How long is it until your relationship is considered a long-term relationship? 26.If you were under house arrest and you lived in a mobile home, wouldn't you be able to go anywhere you want? 27.If our body temperature is normally 98.6 degrees, how come when it's 98 degrees outside, no one is comfortable? 28.If you don't pay your exorcist, do you get repossessed? 29.Why isn't the word 'gullible' in the dictionary? 30.stop looking its not in there 31.Why are public toilet seats never complete ovals? 32.Why do they say "an alarm going off," if it is really going on? 33.Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown? 34.Why is the 0 on a phone after 1 and not before 1? 35.If mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes? 37.If overalls are held up by the snaps at the top, then why do they have belt loops? 38.Did Noah have woodpeckers on the ark? If he did, where did he keep them? 39.Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are both the same number of letters? 40.Why do they put the names of football teams on baseball caps? 41.Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round? 42.Is sign language the same in languages other than English? 43.Why do they call the small candy bars the "fun sizes"? Wouldn't be more fun to eat a big one? 44.Why is Donkey Kong called "DONKEY" Kong if he's a monkey? 45.If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other, is it still called a dog pile? 46.How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? 47.Just what was the "Baby On Board" sign for? Did it help us decide which car not to hit in case of an accident? 48.Can you cry under water? 49.364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged Why is that ? 50.why is it that someone says head up when they mean for you to duck?