Steven Wright oneliner

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by rockgor, Nov 17, 2006.

  1. rockgor

    rockgor Well-Known Member

    Steven Wright one-liner

    My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere.
  2. kat2002

    kat2002 New Member


    Check the refrigerator.

  3. rockgor

    rockgor Well-Known Member

    You're right. There's the lost elephant.

    And here is a real one-liner, also by Steven Wright.

    I was once arrested for walking in someone else's dream.
  4. victoria

    victoria New Member

    well you know I love Wright's stuff.

    But the line about the dream... reminds me of when I worked on lucid dreaming... took me a while to realize and be 'awake'/conscious in my own dream, that when I finally achieved it, my first thought was, "Now what?"

    (I'd worked so hard to be 'lucid' I forgot to give much thought to what I wanted to DO once I achieved it!)


  5. kat2002

    kat2002 New Member

    I am relatively new to Stephen Wright humor, but one of his lines that I really like is:

    "I like to reminisce with people I don't know."

    Cracks me up,

    P.S. Couldn't resist the elephant in the refrigerator reference, lol.

  6. Kinsie

    Kinsie New Member

    Steven Wright said he put instant coffee in the microwave and went back in time.

  7. ksp56

    ksp56 Member

    is absolutely, the best! I love his way of thinking! LOL

  8. Callum

    Callum New Member

    Small world... but I wouldn't want to paint it.