My brother, the forest ranger, sent me these jokes. He called them stupid. I liked 'em myself. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love, and > got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the > reception was excellent. > > A jumper cable walks into a bar. The > bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start > anything". > > Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a > salted. > > A dyslexic man walks into a bra. > > A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt > under his arm and says, "A beer please, and one for > the road." > Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to > the other, "Does this taste funny to you?" Ok, kids, whaddya think? Want more?