Super Bowl

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by rocky76, Feb 6, 2010.

  1. rocky76

    rocky76 Member

    Super Bowl
    A man had 50 yard line tickets for the Super Bowl. As he sits down, a man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him.

    "No," he says, "The seat is empty."

    "This is incredible," said the man. "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Super Bowl, the biggest sporting event in the world, and not use it?"

    He says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Super bowl we haven't been to together since we got married in 1967."

    "Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find someone else-a friend or relative, or even a neighbor to take the seat?".

    The man shakes his head.

    "No, they're all at the funeral."
  2. Shirl

    Shirl New Member

    With the Saint's in the Super Bowl, and winning, this joke is probably true in a lot of cases :).

    People in this state have waited 43 years for them to get to the Bowl, and winning is just one big plus! You should be here, the whole state is going crazy. We have Madi Gras, a mayorial election, and the Saints all going on at the same time!

    I wouldn't leave my house if you paid me...........................

    Shalom, Shirl

  3. fight4acure

    fight4acure Member

    Unbelievably, funny!