Super Silliness to Brighten Your Day

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by bevy2most, Feb 7, 2008.

  1. bevy2most

    bevy2most New Member

    A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.

    'Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday.'

    Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.

    Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.

    The frog says, 'Sure. I have this,' and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and p erfec tly formed.

    Very confused, P atty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.

    She finds the manager and says, 'There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral.'

    She holds up the tiny pink elephant. 'I mean, what in the world is this?'

    (you're gonna love this)

    The bank manager looks back at her and says...

    'It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan, His old man's a Rolling Stone.'

    (You're singing it, aren't you? Yeah, I know you are........)

    Never take life too seriously! Come on now, you grinned, I know you did!!!
    Have a lovely day

    HEEE HEEE!!!!!
  2. victoria

    victoria New Member

    I've heard it before, but it NEVER gets old to me!

    I love wordplays!

    Thanks Bevy!

  3. rockgor

    rockgor Well-Known Member

    But where's the silly part?

  4. monica33flowers

    monica33flowers New Member

  5. Frannie17

    Frannie17 New Member

    Ha, ha ha ha ha, that did brighten my day. It's also the first time that I've heard it. I don't get out much ;)

  6. doloresf1

    doloresf1 New Member

    Just asingin and agrinnin!! LOL Thanks, bevy, I love it!!
  7. Granniluvsu

    Granniluvsu Well-Known Member

    Yep, I was singing and grinning with that one too. How cute. Boy, that was a long atime since I have sang that song with not quite the same words but "Pretty Close"(-: !!

  8. momof471

    momof471 New Member

    I liked that one! My kids are getting a kick out of me laughing right now!

    God Bless
  9. bettydroop

    bettydroop New Member

    I AM grinning - you are right.

    Very Cute.
  10. glasses

    glasses New Member

    for the laugh that was good
  11. lgp

    lgp Well-Known Member

    Thanks so much for the laugh!!!