"'TATERS" a POLL for fun ..........

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by victoria, Nov 19, 2007.

  1. victoria

    victoria New Member

    There are different kinds of 'taters in this world, which one are you?

    1) Some people never seem motivated to participate,
    but are content to let others do all the work.

    They are called "Speck-Taters"...

    2) Some people never do anything to help, but are gifted at
    finding fault with the way others do the work...

    They are called "Comment-Taters".

    3) Some people are very bossy and like to tell others what to do,
    but don't like to soil their own hands...

    They are called "Dick-Taters".

    4) Some people are always looking to cause problems by asking others to agree with them. It is always too hot or too cold, too sour or too sweet. . .

    They are called "Aggie-Taters".

    5) There are those who say they will help, but somehow just never get around to actually doing the promised help...
    They are called "Hezzie-Taters".

    6) Some people can put up a front and pretend to be someone they are not...

    They are called "Emma-Taters".

    7) There are some others who can do nothing but hold things up by questioning every single detail of every decision...

    They are called "Why-Taters".

    8) Then there are those who love others and do what they say they will. They are always prepared to stop whatever they are doing and lend a helping hand. They bring real sunshine into the lives of others...

    THEY are called "Sweet-Taters"...

    I think we all qualify for #7!

  2. rockgor

    rockgor Well-Known Member

    Most everyone here is a sweet-tater. All except Popeye, and you know what he always says:

    I yam what I yam.

  3. Catseye

    Catseye Member

    I love taters, used to love tater tots with ketchup and mayo mixed together. Oh well, that was my old life.

    Darth Tater: "Luke, I am your fatha . . ."

    Luke Skytater: "Yeah, dad, thanks for abandoning me when I was just a little spud."

    Darth Tater: "But Luke, it wasn't my fault, I couldn't afford to pay child support with my disability."

    Luke Skytater: "Disabled? But you're walking around, killing people, blowing up planets . .. what disability?"

    Darth Tater: "I have Chronic Fatigue Syndrome, haven't you heard of it?"

    Luke Skytater: "Ha, you look fine to me, I DO have EYES you know!"

    And Luke proceeded to whip out his light saber and fry up his father. He served him in the Mos Eisley Space Port bar with some mayo and ketchup.

    Yoda: "Mmmm, ready for dessert, I am."

  4. jmcdelaney

    jmcdelaney New Member

    About my mom and pop Russet wouldn't let their daughter marry Howard Cosell...

    Because he was a Common-tater!

  5. victoria

    victoria New Member

    What does a British potato say when it thinks something is wonderful?

    It's mashing! of course... right?

  6. rockgor

    rockgor Well-Known Member

    funny bunch here.

    Notice that I am typing in neat rows. Does that make me a rotator?

  7. victoria

    victoria New Member

    Rock, maybe that also makes you a "typewrighter"......
  8. ckball

    ckball New Member

    right now I am a smashed sweet tater :) so I think it is bedtime. Thanks for the laughs -gobble gobble-Carla