THE BATHTUB TEST !

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by Shirl, Oct 26, 2009.

  1. Shirl

    Shirl New Member






    ---THE BATHTUB TEST !!!!



    During a visit to the mental asylum, I asked the director how do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.

    "Well," said the director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a

    Teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."

    "Oh, I understand," I said. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."





    "No." said the director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"

    ARE YOU GOING TO PASS THIS ON, OR DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE ??????






  2. Pippi1313

    Pippi1313 New Member

    They ignore the director altogether & either:

    Undress & ask him to pass the shampoo-

    Stick their head underwater & pretend to be attempting to inhale.

    Scoop up a bucketfull & dump it over the directors' head.

    Stick their head underwater & actually attempt to inhale...

    Hmmm....

    Depends upon how long one wishes to stay, huh?

    :)
    Pip
  3. victoria

    victoria New Member

    I wanna be in the beds next to you two! At least it could be fun!

    ROFL,
    Victoria
  4. JimB51

    JimB51 Member

    Do we get cable?
  5. victoria

    victoria New Member

    forget cable LOL...

    we need the internet at the very least!