What events would you like to see, if we could have our own Olympics: The Triathlon: Showering, Shampooing, and Shaving (legs for women), all in one day. The Ten Yard Dash: Making it to the bathroom before your bladder dribbles. Gymnastics/Balancing: Carrying a plate in one hand and a cup of coffee in the other from the stove to the table without spiling anything. Curling: Lying on a bed with your body pillow and heating pad and trying to get comfortable. Endurance: Getting dressed for a Doctor appointment and then having the energy to go. 140 Pound Bench Press: Me, sitting on a bench. Anyone have any to add?