The married senior couple--LOL!

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by quanked, Oct 11, 2010.

  1. quanked

    quanked Member

    *A married couple are traveling by car from Victoria to Prince
    George. Being seniors, after almost eleven hours on the road, they
    were too tired to continue, and decided to take a room. But, they
    only planned to sleep for four hours and then get back on the road.
    When they checked out four hours later, the desk clerk handed them
    a bill for $350.00**.** **

    The man explodes and demands to know why the charge is so high. He told the clerk although it's a nice hotel; the rooms certainly aren't worth $350.00 for four hours. Then the clerk tells him that $350.00 is the 'standard rate'. He insisted on speaking to the Manager.

    The Manager appears, listens to him, and then explains that the
    hotel has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference center that
    were available for us to use.'

    But we didn't use them," the husband said.

    ''Well, they are here, and you could have," explained the Manager.

    The Manager went on to explain that the couple could also have taken
    in one of the shows for which the hotel is famous. "We have the
    best entertainers from New York , Hollywood , and Las Vegas perform
    here," the Manager says.* *

    "But we didn't go to any of those shows," the husband said. **

    "Well, we have them, and you could have," the Manager replied.

    No matter what amenity the Manager mentioned, the husband replied, "But we didn't **use it!" **

    The Manager is unmoved, and eventually the husband gave up and
    agreed to pay. As he didn't have the check book he asked his wife
    to write the check. She did and gave it to the Manager. * *

    The Manager is surprised when he looks at the check. "But ma'am,
    this is only made out for $50.00."

    ''That's correct. I charged you $300.00 for sleeping with me," she

    ''But I didn't!'' exclaims the Manger. **

    ''Well, too bad. I was here, and you could have.'' *
  2. victoria

    victoria New Member

    Wish that would work with insurance companies...!