The next SURVIVOR series

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by kjade, Feb 6, 2008.

  1. kjade

    kjade New Member

    Six married men will be dropped on an island with one car and 3 kids
    each for six weeks.

    Each kid will play two sports and either take music or dance classes

    There is no fast food.

    Each man must take care of his 3 kids; keep his assigned house clean,
    correct all homework, and complete science projects, cook, do laundry,
    and pay a list of 'pretend' bills with not enough money.

    In addition, each man will have to budget in money for groceries each week.

    Each man must remember the birthdays of all their friends and
    relatives, and send cards out on time.

    Each man must also take each child to a doctor's appointment, a dentist
    appointment and a haircut appointment.

    He must make one unscheduled and inconvenient visit per child to the
    Urgent Care.

    H e must also make cookies or cupcakes for a social function.
    Each man will be responsible for decorating his own assigned house,
    planting flowers outside and keeping it presentable at all times.

    The men will only have access to television when the kids are asleepand
    all chores are done.

    The men must shave their legs, wear makeup daily, adorn himself with
    jewelry, wear uncomfortable yet stylish shoes, keep fingernails
    polished and eyebrows groomed.

    During one of the six weeks, the men will have to endure severe
    abdominal cramps, back aches, and have extreme, unexplained mood swings
    but never once complain or slow down from other duties.

    They must attend weekly school meetings, church, and find time at least
    once to spend the afternoon at the park or a similar setting.

    They will need to read a book and then pray with the children each
    night and in the morning, feed them, dress them, brush their t eeth and
    comb their hair by 7:00 am.

    A test will be gi ven at the end of the six weeks, and each father will
    be required to know all of the following information: each child's
    birthday, height, weight, shoe size, clothes size and doctor's name.
    Also the child's weight at birth, length, time of birth, and length of
    labor, each child's favorite color, middle name, favorite snack,
    favorite song, favorite drink, favorite toy, biggest fear and what they
    want to be when they grow up.

    The kids vote them off the island based on performance. The last man
    wins only if..he still has enough energy to be intimate with his
    spouse at a moment's notice.

    If the last man does win, he can play the game over and over and over again
    for the next 18-25 years eventually earning the right To be called---------------

  2. monica33flowers

    monica33flowers New Member

    That is so very true. LOL. I will say I'm pretty lucky with my S), Randy, he really helps out a lot. He helps so much he scrubs my kitchen floor on his hands and knees and I have a picture to prove it! LOL.
  3. 4everkid

    4everkid New Member

    That was hilarious K! I am having flashbacks of the past 25 years! I can't believe I survived all that and lived to laugh about it!

    Not one of those men will make it through the first day. Actually, this would be a great idea for a reality show. The only thing missing is the 6 women who get to watch TV the whole time.
  4. kjade

    kjade New Member

    I laughed when I read your reply (you were being funny, right?) I would just LOVE to see that picture!! Why don't you post it in your profile! I have never seen a man on hands & knees scrubbing the floor!

    You are right - that reality show would be hysterical, wouldn't it?? Why hasn't anyone thought of this yet? And you forgot - the 6 women sitting watching TV will have a beer in one hand, and food in the other! (preferably CHOCOLATE!!)

  5. sisland

    sisland New Member

    This is so kool!,,,,,Hey maybe you could make some big Bucks!,,,Call CBS And get hooked up with Mark Burnett,,,,the Guy that does the reality shows!,,,,It's a Good Idea!,,,,,,,Hugs!,,,,,Sis