A friend sent me this, LOL, thought it was funny: ------------ I was looking at a low-calorie recipe website today. I tried one of the recipes and copied several others to use later. Then I came across this. I guess the website owners don't read their entries very closely! LOW CALORIE REDUCING DIET MONDAY: Breakfast: Tea, one leaf Lunch: 1/16 bouillon cube in 1/2 c. diluted water Dinner: 1 sparrow thigh, 2 oz. prune juice (gargle only) TUESDAY: Breakfast: Scraped crumbs from burned toast Lunch: 1 doughnut hole without the sugar Dinner: 2 jelly fish skins, 1 glass dehydrated water WEDNESDAY: Breakfast: Boiled out stains from tablecloth Lunch; 1/2 dozen poppy seeds Dinner: Bees knees and mosquitos knuckles sauteed with vinegar THURSDAY: Breakfast: Shredded egg shell skins Lunch: Belly button from naval orange Dinner: 3 eyes from Irish potato (diced) FRIDAY: Breakfast: 2 lobster antennas Lunch: 1 guppy fin Dinner: Fillet of soft shell crab claw SATURDAY: Breakfast: 4 chopped banana seeds Lunch: Broiled butterfly liver Dinner: Jellyfish vertebraes a la francais SUNDAY: Breakfast: Pickled hummingbird tongue Lunch: Prime ribs of tadpole Dinner: Aroma of empty custard pie plate NOTE: ALL meals to be eaten under microscope. ALL portions to be weighed.