the PERFECT DIEt........ never say dieT

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by victoria, Apr 22, 2007.

  1. victoria

    victoria New Member

    A friend sent me this, LOL, thought it was funny:

    I was looking at a low-calorie recipe website today. I tried one of the recipes and copied several others to use later. Then I came across this.

    I guess the website owners don't read their entries very closely!


    Breakfast: Tea, one leaf
    Lunch: 1/16 bouillon cube in 1/2 c. diluted water
    Dinner: 1 sparrow thigh, 2 oz. prune juice (gargle only)

    Breakfast: Scraped crumbs from burned toast
    Lunch: 1 doughnut hole without the sugar
    Dinner: 2 jelly fish skins, 1 glass dehydrated water

    Breakfast: Boiled out stains from tablecloth
    Lunch; 1/2 dozen poppy seeds
    Dinner: Bees knees and mosquitos knuckles sauteed with vinegar

    Breakfast: Shredded egg shell skins
    Lunch: Belly button from naval orange
    Dinner: 3 eyes from Irish potato (diced)

    Breakfast: 2 lobster antennas
    Lunch: 1 guppy fin
    Dinner: Fillet of soft shell crab claw

    Breakfast: 4 chopped banana seeds Lunch:
    Broiled butterfly liver
    Dinner: Jellyfish vertebraes a la francais

    Breakfast: Pickled hummingbird tongue
    Lunch: Prime ribs of tadpole
    Dinner: Aroma of empty custard pie plate

    ALL meals to be eaten under microscope.
    ALL portions to be weighed.

  2. alaska3355

    alaska3355 New Member

    they are called Die-ets, right?
    Ha, this is funny!
  3. victoria

    victoria New Member

    --all too often!

  4. naturebaby

    naturebaby New Member

    ...think I've lost a pound just from laughing at this one! Thanks Victoria, you always give me something to smile about!

    cheers, nature