The Perfect husband OT

Discussion in 'Fibromyalgia Main Forum' started by sues1, Mar 20, 2006.

  1. sues1

    sues1 New Member

    Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a
    bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker-function and begins

    to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

    MAN: "Hello."

    WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

    MAN: "Yes."

    WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's

    only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"

    MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."

    WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2005
    models. I saw one I really liked."

    MAN: "How much?"

    WOMAN: "$90,000."

    MAN: "OK, but for that price, I want it with all the options."

    WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing .....the house I wanted last year
    is back on the market. They're asking $950,000."

    MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000. They will
    probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand. It is really
    pretty good price."

    WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!"

    MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."

    The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in

    astonishment, mouths agape.....
    Then he smiles and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"

  2. halo52208

    halo52208 New Member

    I can't thank you enough for that laugh. I'm still laughing and trying to type,not that easy. I'm printing it and giving it to my husband, he'll love it.

  3. lenaw70

    lenaw70 New Member

    Love that one!

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