The Redhead TGIF

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by ckball, Jul 26, 2007.

  1. ckball

    ckball New Member

    The Redhead

    A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her.

    Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket toward the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.

    "Oh my, I am so sorry, " the woman says as she pops her eye back in place.

    "Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you," she says.They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go o the theatre followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens. After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast.

    They had a wonderful, wonderful time.The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed. Everything had been SO incredible!

    "You know, "he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet? "

    "No, "she replies. . . . "

    Wait for it. .

    It's coming.

    The suspense is killing you, isn't it?

    She says:

    "You just happened to catch my eye."
    (oh shut up, and just forward IT!)

    Have a happy Day..... Carla
  2. Rosiebud

    Rosiebud New Member

    seen that one coming but I didn't......laughing out loud.

    Very good Carla.

  3. rockgor

    rockgor Well-Known Member

    I should have known glass would be involved.

  4. therealmadscientist

    therealmadscientist New Member

    Oowww. good one. Bill
  5. paulmack

    paulmack New Member

    That brought tears of laughter to my eyes,lol.
  6. jole

    jole Member

    Would love to repeat that one.....if only I could
  7. sisland

    sisland New Member

    Carla,,,,Good one!,,,,,,Lolol,,

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