Things to do on an elevator....

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by Debra49659, Mar 31, 2010.

  1. Debra49659

    Debra49659 New Member

    Things to do on an Elevator

    1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask “Got enough air in there?”

    2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

    3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you’re embarrassed when they open themselves.

    4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

    5) MEOW occasionally.

    6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: “You’re one of THEM” - and back away slowly

    7) SAY -DING at each floor.

    8) SAY “I wonder what all these do?” And push all the red buttons.

    9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

    10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: “I have new socks on.”

    11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: “Is that your beeper?”

    12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

    13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: “This is my personal space.”

    14) WHEN there’s only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn’t you.

    15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

    16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

    17) HOLD the doors open and say you’re waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say “Hi Greg, How’s your day been?”

    18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: “That’s mine!”

    19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

    20) PRETEND you’re a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

    21) SWAT at flies that don’t exist.

    22) CALL out “Group hug” then enforce it.
  2. victoria

    victoria New Member

    eat beans before getting on the elevator, then blame someone else...
  3. rockgor

    rockgor Well-Known Member

    Sound like fun things to do. Might be a tad inflammatory though.

    Here's something you can do when you friend gets off the elevator, but you don't.
    Call after him, "Hope that meeting w/ the parole officer goes OK."

    Also works if you're the one getting off.

  4. Debra49659

    Debra49659 New Member

    You all made me smile too, and just so you know I would do many of the things if I was in the right mood:)

    When I was in High School....(never mind when), I was a volunteer, a candy stripper (damn, that is when ladies take their cloths off for money)...anyway I cant spell striper stripper!

    Back to the friend and I volunteered our time (with our cloths on) for extra credit in school. They assigned everyone beepers, well sort of a beeper because you could call that beeper number and you could hear the voice of the nurse, lab...whomever.

    Well I loved to torment my friend and would often call her beeper number and say totally ridiculous things. The absolute best time I got her is when she was in a crowded elevator with a group of people coming to visit someone.

    (I am absolutely crying as I type this because it still makes me laugh!!)

    Good friend that I was....hehehehe, I called her beeper number and made rude noises that a person may make after eating to many beans. hung up....30 seconds later I called again and made heavy breathing noises.

    She said that all eyes were on her and she was red as an apple. Needless to say she wanted to kill me....but she couldn't catch me as I was rolling on the floor laughing my butt off!!

    Whenever she volunteered the same day as me after that day she kept the volume so low she could barely hear it.

  5. victoria

    victoria New Member

    Deb that is way too funny! I'm giggling so much my DH had to ask me what was so funny!

    Nowadays they would do that on one of those prank shows!

    Have you ever watched a 'reality' show (can't remember the name of it) where 'friends' set up 'friends' on prank blind dates, usually to get back at them for pulling pranks on them;

    - the 'date' and everyone in the restaurant are actors, while the friend sits in the back and tells the 'date' what to bring up or say... the few times I've caught it, were really hilarious....