Think you are having a bad day......

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by bevy2most, Mar 17, 2008.

  1. bevy2most

    bevy2most New Member

    Things Got Ya Down?
    Well Then, Consider These . .
    In a hospital's Intensive Care Unit, patients always died
    in the same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11:00 am ,
    regardless of their medical condition.

    This puzzled the doctors and some even thought it had
    something to do with the supernatural. No one could solve
    the mystery as to why the deaths occurred around 11:00 am
    Sunday, so a worldwide team of experts was assembled to
    investigate the cause of the incidents.

    The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11:00 am. ,
    all of the doctors and nurses nervously waited outside
    the ward to see for themselves what the terrible phenomenon
    was all about. Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer
    books, and other holy objects to ward off the evil spirits.

    Just when the clock struck 11:00 , Pookie Johnson, the part-
    time Sunday sweeper , entered the ward and unplugged the life
    support system so he could use the vacuum cleaner.

    Still Having a Bad Day????
    The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the
    Exxon Valdez Oil spill in Alaska was $80,000.00.
    At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively
    saved animals were being released back into the wild
    amid cheers and applause from onlookers.

    A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both.

    Still think you are having a Bad Day????

    A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen
    shaking frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy,
    with some kind of wire running from his waist towards
    the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from
    the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy
    plank of wood, breaking his arm in two places.

    Up to that moment, he had been happily listening
    to his Walkman.

    Are Ya OK Now? - No?

    Two animal rights defenders were protesting
    the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse
    in Bonn , Germany Suddenly, all two thousand pigs
    broke loose and escaped through a broken fence,
    stampeding madly.

    The two helpless protesters were trampled to death.

    What?!? STILL having a Bad Day????
    Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage
    on a letter bomb. It came back with 'Return to Sender'
    stamped on it.

    Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was
    blown to bits. God is Good!

    I love it!

    There now, Feeling Better
  2. hugs4evry1

    hugs4evry1 New Member

    Feeling much better, thank you!!!!!!!!!


  3. Kathleen12

    Kathleen12 New Member

    These were great! The one about the seals getting eaten by a whale reminds me of the time I found a freshly hatched cicada on the trunk of a tree. The poor little guy was surrounded by ants and his wings were still too wet to fly away. So I picked him up and let him ride on my shoulder all day until I felt his wings were dry enough to fly. So I went outside and tossed him into the air.....when a dad-
    gum bird swooped down and ate him before he could ever make it to the nearst tree!

    Thanks for the smiles this morning!
  4. rockgor

    rockgor Well-Known Member

    Your post teaches us all a valuable lesson.

    Gary Larson had cartoons illustrating the lethal janitor and the newly hatched bug. You know that wonderful Scandinavian sense of humor.

  5. bevy2most

    bevy2most New Member

    I feel bad for laughing out loud about your poor little bug. I guess it is true.... if its your time! When I was a teenager, I tried to save a baby bird that had fallen out of its nest. Called a sanctuary and they told me to feed it condensed milk. I did this for a couple of days and the bird started doing better I bathed it I was sure that I was going to be the only person that had a wild bird as a pet. Then one morning I woke up and it was dead. I am pretty sure that I killed it due to the stickiness of its feathers the milk had hardened its wings to its body. I cried for days and days.