THIRTY LINES TO MAKE YOU SMILE

Discussion in 'Fibromyalgia Main Forum' started by kalley167, Oct 26, 2005.

  1. kalley167

    kalley167 New Member

    Thought everyone could use a smile!


     1.. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He
    thought he was God and I didn't.

     2.. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

     3.. I Work Hard Because Millions On Welfare Depend on Me!

     4.. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill
    them.

     5.. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.                                                   

     6.. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.

     7.. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me

     8.. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

     9.. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

     10.. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are missing.
                
     11.. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

     12. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy,
    why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine.

     13.. God must love stupid people; He made so many.

     14.. The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

     15.. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

     16.. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

     17.. Being "over the hill" is much better than being under it!

     18.. Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I
    Grew up.

     19.. Procrastinate Now!

     20.. I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With
    That?

     21.. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

     22.. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance

     23.. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!

     24..They call it PMS because MadCow Disease was already taken.

     25..He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead.

                                                                                                      

     26..A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three
    thousand times the memory.

     27..Ham and eggs. A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime
    commitment for a pig.

     28.. The trouble with life is there's no background! music.

     29.. The original point and click interface was a Smith and
    Wesson.

     30.. I smile! because ! I don't know what the hell is going
    on.

     Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying
    for. Will Rogers
  2. kgangel

    kgangel New Member

    very cute!! thanks for sharing , we can all use a laugh from time to time!!

    kgangel
  3. arleneobp

    arleneobp New Member

    these are great. i really needed a good laugh.
  4. kalley167

    kalley167 New Member