thoughts to ponder for '08

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by Catseye, Jan 6, 2008.

  1. Catseye

    Catseye Member

    Ten Thoughts to Ponder for 2008



    Number 10

    Life is sexually transmitted.







    Number 9


    Good health is merely the slowest
    possible rate at which one can die.





    Number 8


    Men have two emotions:



    Hungry and Horny.

    If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.





    Number 7


    Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day,




    teach a person to use the internet



    and they won't bother you for weeks.





    Number 6


    Some people are like a Slinky ..



    Not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile




    when you shove them down the stairs.





    Number 5


    Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday,




    lying in hospitals dying
    of nothing.





    Number 4


    All of us could take a lesson from the weather.




    It pays no attention to
    Criticism.





    Number 3


    Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00



    and a substantial tax cut saves you $30.00?







    Number 2


    In the 60's,
    people took acid to make the world weird.



    Now the world is Weird and people

    take Prozac to make it normal.



    And The Number 1 Thought For 2008
    :



    We know exactly where one cow with Mad-cow-disease is located among millions and millions of cows in
    America
    but we haven't
    got a clue as to where millions of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of Immigration?










    ' Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers
    .



    What you do today, might Burn Your Ass Tomorrow'



    karen
  2. sisland

    sisland New Member

    #4 Is my Favourite!
  3. Doober

    Doober New Member

    I agree, #8 was funny.

    But for some reason the sandwich is never ready and I have to get it myself.

  4. woofmom

    woofmom New Member

    Hillarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!