I recieved this as an e-mail. I thought it was cute. Hope everyone else does too.......SueF COACH'S INSTRUCTIONS A must read for Grandparents. Those who aren't will love it, too. At one point during a game, the coach called one of his 9-year-old baseball Players aside and asked, "Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?" The little boy nodded in the affirmative. "Do you understand that what matters is whether we win or lose together as a team?" The little boy nodded yes. "So," the coach continued, "I'm sure you know, when an out is called, you shouldn't argue, curse, attack the umpire, or call him a pecker-head. Do You understand all that? Again the little boy nodded. He continued, "And when I take you out of the game so another boy gets a chance to play, it's not good sportsmanship to call your coach 'a dumb a--' is it?" Again the little boy nodded. "Good," said the coach. "Now go over there and explain all that to your grandmother".