To: (Georgia, Hangin, Fight, Ouch, Pengy's)

Discussion in 'Fibromyalgia Main Forum' started by windblade, Mar 20, 2006.

  1. windblade

    windblade Active Member

    Hi Everybody,

    HAPPY FIRST DAY OF SPRING!!!!

    The maple buds are unfurling red here, and the sky color has some of that lighter, sweeter blue in it. It's still cold, but I've been hearing robin's calls for weeks.

    The Pengy's have been feeling seriously neglected, so I had to add them to the thread. They have Georgia's bosses in the outhouse again, and are feeding them cheerios and water.

    This does not sound like the pengy's we know and love!!!

    They need some missions, some adventure, some EXCITEMENT in life.

    We're talking about highly trained combat pengy's here!

    They sound dispirited - a mission involving Cheerios is no challenge for them.

    They need attention, interaction, challenge!
  2. windblade

    windblade Active Member

    I'll think over your pengy proposal. What I really need is tick protection. Any ideas? Maybe the oil on the pengy's skin?

    You inspired me for a cure on Ouch's thread. More exercise!
  3. windblade

    windblade Active Member

    First things first - you'd better go to some YAA meetings .

    Each time you go, your sponsor will drive with you past ANY KIND of fabric around. NOTHING is safe from you. You have to admit this.

    You have to renounce your Kool-Aid too!

    J.
  4. windblade

    windblade Active Member

    to eat spam on sandwiches of tapioca bread with flax-seeds
    and year-old goat cheese.

    THAT'S THE CURE!
  5. windblade

    windblade Active Member

    Ouch has a great idea - you can stuff dozens of scarecrows with your yarn and put them around the cow or sheep fields.

    Then disguise the pengy's as haystacks by covering them in great mounds of Shetland wool.
  6. windblade

    windblade Active Member

    I think the yarn-store idea is a good one. It might shock her into sobriety. The withdrawal symptoms will be bad.

    Maybe we can let her make one of those ugly kindergarden pot- holders while she's drying out. Just one.

    No Kool-Aid involved.
  7. windblade

    windblade Active Member

    I think she is a little delusional now from her binging on e-bay.

    We'd better stop her before she starts dressing her kitties in knitted sailor-suits!
  8. windblade

    windblade Active Member

    Knitted kitties is too much!
  9. windblade

    windblade Active Member

    This is so shocking! Next E. will be knitting coverings for her t.v. and microwave. All with kitty patterns. Who could live with this?

    Then she will knit mice, then grasshoppers.

    Oh, what can we do?
  10. windblade

    windblade Active Member

    LOL! knitted toilet paper holders with Rotweiler's on them!