Todays Funny The Hot Princess

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by elliespad, Feb 12, 2007.

  1. elliespad

    elliespad Member

    The Hot Princess
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    > Once upon a time there lived a king.
    > The king had a beautiful daughter, the PRINCESS.
    > But there was a problem. Everything the princess touched
    >would melt.
    > No matter what; metal, wood, stone, anything she touched
    >would melt.
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    > Because of this, men were afraid of her. Nobody would
    >dare marry her.
    > The king despaired. What could he do to help his
    >daughter?
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    > He consulted his wizards and magicians. One wizard told
    >the king, "If your daughter touches one thing that does not melt in her
    >hands, she will be cured."
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    > The king was overjoyed and came up with a plan.
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    > The next day, he held a competition. Any man that could
    >bring his daughter an object that would not melt would marry her and
    >inherit the king's wealth.
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    > THREE YOUNG PRINCES TOOK UP THE CHALLENGE.
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    > The first brought a sword of the finest steel.
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    > But alas, when the princess touched it, it melted.
    > The prince went away sadly.
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    > The second prince brought diamonds.
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    > He thought diamond s are the hardest substance in the
    >world and would not melt. But alas, once the princess touched them,
    >they melted.
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    > He too was sent away disappointed.
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    > The third prince approached. He told the princess, "Put
    >your hand in my pocket and feel what is in there."
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    > The princess did as she was told, though she turned red.
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    > She felt something hard. She held it in her hand.
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    > And it did not melt!!!
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    > The king was overjoyed. Everybody in the kingdom was
    >overjoyed.
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    > And the third prince married the princess and they both
    >lived happily ever after.
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    > Question: What was in the prince's pants?
    > (Scroll down for the answer)
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    > M&M's of course.
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    > They melt in your mouth, not in your hand.
    > What were you thinking??
  2. rockgor

    rockgor Well-Known Member

    The heart of __________.


    Insert whatever name/profession you think appropriate.
  3. kholmes

    kholmes New Member

    Good one, Ellie!