TODAY'S LAUGH another blondie...

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by victoria, Jun 11, 2007.

  1. victoria

    victoria New Member

    this has been around I know, but still cute... and maybe not everyone has seen it... or remembers it lolol!

    (Those of you might live in Australia, now don't go getting ideas about getting crocodile shoes... lolol)

    Florida Everglades

    A young blonde woman was driving through the Florida Everglades while on vacation. She wanted to take home a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.

    Finally, after becoming very frustrated with the search and the attitudes of the shopkeepers, the young Blonde declared, "Well then, maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator and get a pair of shoes for free!"

    The last shopkeeper said with a sly smile, "Well little lady, why don't you just go on and give it a try?" So the blonde, irritated by his manner, says, "OK, I will!" and immediately heads off to the swamp, determined to catch an alligator.

    Later in the day, as the shopkeeper is driving home, he spots the same young woman standing waist deep in the murky water, shotgun in hand. As he brings his car to a stop, he sees a huge 9-foot gator swimming rapidly toward her. With lightning reflexes, the Blonde takes aim, shoots the creature and hauls it up onto the slippery bank. Nearby were 7 more dead gators, all lying belly up.

    The shopkeeper stood on the bank, watching in silent amazement. The blonde doesn't notice him standing there, as she is struggling mightily with the alligator; she manages to finally flip the gator onto its back, and quickly looks it over...

    Rolling her eyes heavenward, she screams in frustration


    (BTW - in case anyone's wondering, the alligator's been removed from endangered species list)