TOO TRUE (I know I am a live!)

Discussion in 'Fibromyalgia Main Forum' started by sues1, Oct 25, 2005.

  1. sues1

    sues1 New Member

    An older couple is lying in bed one morning.

    They had just awakened from a good night's sleep.

    He takes her hand and she responds, "Don't touch me."

    "Why not?" he asked.

    She answered, "Because I'm dead."


    The husband asked..."What are you talking about? We're both lying here in bed together and talking to one another!"

    She said, "No, I'm definitely dead."

    He insisted, "You are not dead. What in the world makes you think you're dead?"


    "Because I woke up this morning and nothing hurts." LOL..

    ===============AND:

    ...If it weren't for STRESS
    I'd have no energy at all. BLESSINGS TO EVERYONE
  2. victoria

    victoria New Member

    ROFLMAO!!!!

    --but sure can't send this to just anyone, not everyone would understand...!

    Thanks for the smile!

    :)

    Victoria
  3. lease79

    lease79 New Member

    Thanks for that, I love it :D
  4. Rosiebud

    Rosiebud New Member

    I needed a laugh. thanks.

    love
    Rosie
  5. Fudge43

    Fudge43 New Member

    CUTE ! ... I hope they let me ---- when I have to ! hahaha
    Yes ... some of our twisted humor may not fly with "normal" people .. but what the heck .. I love to laugh !
  6. brit_17759

    brit_17759 New Member

    thanks for the laugh you guys:)....needed that this morning

    hugs brit
  7. snow_white1920

    snow_white1920 New Member

    I really needed a pick me up to make me laugh. I am actually lol--lmbo.
    thanks again
  8. NyroFan

    NyroFan New Member

    Sues1:

    Sure 'nuff..............how true. High stress used to be a hobby of mine. The joke was also so cute. I would not mind waking up 'dead' sometimes.
    Hugs,
    NyroFan
  9. fivesue

    fivesue New Member

    A good laugh to start the day! Thank you both!

    Sue