Top 10 CLUES that you have a really CHEAPO HEALTH CARE Program

Discussion in 'Fibromyalgia Main Forum' started by victoria, May 31, 2006.

  1. victoria

    victoria New Member

    Top 10 CLUES that'll let you know when your employer has changed to a cheaper Health Care program.

    10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.

    9) Directions to your Doctor's office include "Take a left when you enter the trailer park".

    8) The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.

    7) The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Rotor-Rooter.

    6) The only item listed under Preventative Care Coverage is
    "An Apple a day".

    5) Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.

    4) The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges.

    3) The only expense covered 100% is "embalming".

    2) Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M's on them.

    AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'VE JOINED A VERY CHEAP HEALTH CARE PLAN:

    1) Your husband asks for Viagra, and they give him a Popsicle stick and duct tape. . .

    Sigh, have to laugh at this stuff or I'd cry!
    LOL,
    Victoria




    [This Message was Edited on 05/31/2006]
  2. findmind

    findmind New Member

    Very funny!

    I swear the last guy who gave me a colonoscopy was gus, that rotor rooter guy! lOL

    Thanks,
    findmind
  3. kholmes

    kholmes New Member

    Number 1 sounds painful!
    Kholmes
  4. hugs4evry1

    hugs4evry1 New Member

    I always look forward to your posts!!!

    Thanks again,

    Nancy B.
  5. Lolalee

    Lolalee New Member

    ROTFL .....LOL..LOL..LOL

    This is a must to send to friends and family.

    Thanks for the laugh.

    Lola
  6. mrpain

    mrpain New Member

    The green prozac's are the best ones....