top 10 indicators that your employer has changed to a cheaper healthcare pl

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by daylight, Nov 29, 2008.

  1. daylight

    daylight New Member




    TOP TEN INDICATORS THAT YOUR EMPLOYER HAS CHANGED TO A CHEAPER HEALTH CARE PLAN:

    (10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.

    (9) Directions to your doctor's office include "Take a left when you enter the trailer park."

    (8) The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.

    (7) The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter.

    (6) The only item listed under Preventative Care Coverage is "an apple a day..."

    (5) Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month.

    (4) "The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges," is not a typographical error.

    (3) The only expense covered 100% is "embalming."

    (2) Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M's on them.

    AND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'VE JOINED A VERY CHEAP HEALTH CARE PLAN:

    (1) You ask for Viagra and they give you a Popsicle stick and Duct tape!



    PS, My sister sent me this. It's a bit dicey but cute.
  2. jole

    jole Member

    Actually, I think #10 is my favorite! :)
  3. victoria

    victoria New Member

    they were all very funny...
    I have a doctor friend that I'm going to definitely send it to! then again it may make him crabby

    lol...

  4. daylight

    daylight New Member

    I'll have to let my sister know that I'd like some more "clean"
    jokes.

    Victoria : send it to your friend . Doctors need a good laugh .
    They frown to much.