Top 10 leastused kitchen appliances

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by Catseye, Nov 24, 2007.

  1. Catseye

    Catseye Member

    found this online, had to share:

    Top Ten Least-Used Kitchen Appliances

    10. Frigiderriere
    9. Doorless Microwave
    8. Electric Combination
    Slicer/Dicer/Dispose-of-the-Body-in-the-River Machine
    7. Glock 9mm Drive-By Salad Shooter
    6. Cat Compactor
    5. Betty Crocker "EZ" Crystal Meth Cooker
    4. Baby's First Microwave
    3. Ronco Ice Cream Steamer
    2. Popeil's Turkey Baster/Home Enema Kit
    ... and the Number 1 Least-Used Kitchen Appliance:
    1. Frozen Squidsickle Maker

  2. Khalyal

    Khalyal New Member

    I have that Glock salad shooter.

    Thanks, Karen!
  3. rockgor

    rockgor Well-Known Member

    Great list! Don't have any of those...yet. Don't tell Gordon. He'll buy them.

    We lived together for 7 years before I found out he had a CuisinArt food processor. He also has an ice cream maker, a bread machine, two electic mixers, a mandolin slicer, a potatoe ricer,

    a microwave, a crockpot, a toaster, a toaster oven, another ice cream maker, a couple of coffee makers, a krumkaka iron (think Norskie), a waffle iron, a couple collanders.

    a smoker the shape of R2D2 but bigger and things too fierce to mention.

    And he turns out great food w/o using any of them.

    Think I'll go see if the squidsickles are ready.


  4. doloresf1

    doloresf1 New Member

    This is the funniest thread!

    And Silly Me, I only have what I really need. I am no fun at all!

    Practical Doloresf1
  5. laceymae

    laceymae New Member

    hubby is always buying me the neatest little kizmos for the kitchen...when he bought the electric jar opener I thought, "He keeps on and I'm not gonna need him for anything"