Top 10 signs you're eating GM food

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by Catseye, Nov 24, 2007.

  1. Catseye

    Catseye Member

    10. Your green beans are attempting a split flanking maneuver on
    your clearly surprised mashed potatoes.
    9. Whenever Gallagher appears on TV, your watermelon leaps
    up, grabs the remote and shuts off the set.
    8. It tastes the same, but now the asparagus leaves your
    bathroom smelling April fresh.
    7. You use the leftover chicken as a nightlight for your
    kid's room.
    6. The label says that your buffalo chicken wings are made
    from REAL flying bison.
    5. An apple a day... cures leukemia.
    4. Family of seven, one turkey -- yet everyone gets a drumstick.
    3. Your Ginsu knives are suddenly afraid of the tomatoes.
    2. Chocchini: Looks like zucchini, tastes like a Ding-Dong.
    ... and the #1 Sign You're Eating Genetically Modified Food:
    1. A SWAT team is ordering the Chalupa to drop *you*.

  2. rockgor

    rockgor Well-Known Member

    WAsn't till I got to the bottom of your post that I figured out what "GM" stood for. Only thing I could think of was General Motors.

    And then (who would expect such language problems in a joke?) I had to look up "chalupa". I now understand it is a boat, a Mexican food, a storm or a professor at the U. of California.

    Have to leave now. Gonna go made fruitcake. As Dave Barry says, it makes a good doorstop.

  3. Catseye

    Catseye Member

    rockgor, I laughed harder at your post than I did at this stupid top ten list!

    And Jay Leno said there's only one fruitcake in the world and people keep giving it to each other. Guess they used the wrong recipe.

    Here's some more about fruitcakes, I have no sympathy for them, they suck big time.

    What's the difference between Ted Kennedy and fruitcake?

    Fruitcake doesn't always have rum in it.

    What do fruitcake and Hitler have in common?

    Bush is an idiot! What were we talking about?

    How many fruitcakes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

    None, fruitcakes don't have opposable thumbs!