Two ladies talking in heaven:

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by Greenbean7, Sep 3, 2008.

  1. Greenbean7

    Greenbean7 New Member

    Two ladies talking in heaven:

    1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda.

    2nd woman: Hi! I'm Helen. How'd you die?

    1st woman: I Froze to Death.

    2nd woman: How Horrible!

    1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?

    2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

    1st woman: So, what happened?

    2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.

    1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive.
  2. sisland

    sisland New Member

    That was a Great LOLOL!,,,,Thanks!,,,,,,Sis
  3. lgp

    lgp Well-Known Member

    That is really, really funny!!

    BILLCAMO New Member

    gb7 !

    I needed a good belly laugh !!!!

    Now , I'd like to hear "The rest of the story....." :>) ROFL.

    Blessings ,

  5. jmq

    jmq New Member

    thanks for the good laugh...needed it :)


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