Up for some funny anagrams?

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by kholmes, Dec 10, 2006.

  1. kholmes

    kholmes New Member

    A friend sent me these:

    DORMITORY:
    >When you rearrange the letters:
    >DIRTY ROOM
    >
    >
    >>ASTRONOMER:
    >When you rearrange the letters:
    >MOON STARER
    >
    >
    >DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters:
    >A ROPE ENDS IT
    >
    >
    >THE EYES: !
    >When you rearrange the letters:
    >THEY SEE
    >
    >
    >THE MORSE CODE :
    >When you rearrange the letters:
    >HERE COME DOTS
    >
    >
    >SLOT MACHINES:
    >When you rearrange the letters:
    >CASH LOST IN ME
    >
    >
    >ANIMOSITY:
    >When you rearrange the letters:
    >IS NO AMITY
    >
    >
    >ELECTION RESULTS:
    >When you rearrange the letters:
    >LIES - LET'S RECOUNT
    >
    >
    >SNOOZE ALARMS:
    >When you rearrange the letters:
    >ALAS! NO MORE Z'S
    >
    >
    >A DECIMAL POINT:
    >When you rearrange the letters:
    >IM A DOT IN PLACE
    >
    >
    >THE EARTHQUAKES:
    >When you rearrange the letters:
    >THAT QUEER SHAKE
    >
    >
    >ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
    >When you rearrange the letters:
    >TWELVE PLUS ONE
    >
    >
    >
    >AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:
    >
    >MOTHER-IN-LAW:
    >When you rearrange the letters:
    >WOMAN HITLER
    [This Message was Edited on 12/10/2006]
  2. mollystwin

    mollystwin New Member

    Those were great!! Especially the last one.
  3. sisland

    sisland New Member

    Interesting ! Thanks!
  4. rockgor

    rockgor Well-Known Member

    I guess "Haha" could be an anagram...sorta. Dave Barry used to put anagrams in his column. He had a computer program to work them out.

    Here's a palindrome I like:

    Pull up if I pull up.
  5. paulmack

    paulmack New Member

    Loved those anagrams Ken.
    Here are some more I checked out on the web:

    What does TOM CRUISE say to his new wife Katie Holmes??
    I'M SO CUTER!!!

    WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION,could be
    US TEAM SWOOPS...FINDS NO TRACE.

    ELVIS AARON PRESLEY,could be
    SEEN ALIVE??SORRY PAL!!

    OSAMA BIN LADEN,could be
    OLD MAN IN A BASE,or
    A DAMN ALIEN S.O.B.

    Here's one I made up myself:
    GEORGE BUSH,could be
    EE HOGS GRUB!!!


    REGARDS,PAUL,or could that be
    PEARL GUARDS.



  6. mrdad

    mrdad New Member


    I have an English teachers Xmas question 4-ya!

    What do they call Santa Clauses little helpers?


    ANSWER: Subordinate Clauses!
    Ha, ha, ho, ho!
    JOE