Verbal Sobriety test ;)

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by Rafiki, Aug 29, 2007.

  1. Rafiki

    Rafiki New Member

    Things That Are Difficult To Say When You're Drunk


    Things That Are VERY Difficult To Say When You're Drunk

    British Constitution
    Loquacious Transubstantiate
    Passive-aggressive disorder

    Things That Are Downright IMPOSSIBLE To Say When You're Drunk

    Nope, no more alcohol for me.
    Sorry, but you're not really my type.
    Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?
    Oh, I just couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing.
    You're right, I can't jump over that table!
  2. boltchik

    boltchik New Member

    Lol!!! The one that says "Oh, I just couldn't, no one wants to hear me sing" cracks me up. It reminds me of my good friend's wedding. She was so tipsy she was waving at everyone while walking down the aisle. And then, at the reception, while dancing with her new husband, she threw her arms back and started singing "their song" at the top of her lungs. Quite embarrassing, but memorable!! By the end of the whole affair, she was crying about how much she loved everyone!!

    Thanks for the laugh, I really needed one today! Kim :)
  3. Rafiki

    Rafiki New Member

    I would have paid good money to attend that wedding!

  4. fivesue

    fivesue New Member

    What a hoot!

    Loved it....thanks.

  5. laceymae

    laceymae New Member

    I can't say most of these sober...

  6. victoria

    victoria New Member

    actually I could probably say those things better these days if I were a little bit tipsy...

    not sure what that would say about my brain.... ("This is your brain during CFID"?)

  7. mezombie

    mezombie Member

    are you speaking from personal experience?

    Hehe...BAD girl!
  8. rockgor

    rockgor Well-Known Member

    Those are pretty funny.

    And then there is "ontogeny recapitulates phylogeny" which we learned in high school biology class. I believe the theory is no longer considered viable.

    Perhaps the Real Mad Scientist can tell us.

    (I think Laceymae has put her finger on the crux of the matter.)

  9. victoria

    victoria New Member

    just how the heck DID you remember the name of that theory? Much less spell it all correctly! What brain power!

    Now that I looked it up, I remember reading about it, but certainly not the name of it... the one brief course I had in embryology was certainly fascinating tho...

  10. rockgor

    rockgor Well-Known Member

    Don't worry. I checked the spelling.

    By the way, after I learned the basic rule of how to drink, I never got drunk. The rule is: after two drinks, STOP!

  11. victoria

    victoria New Member

    you might like this website to go along with your 'ad' for tapeworms; I wonder how they supposedly 'sanitized' them back then anyway!

    Rock, for some, the rule is to not even have one! I have seen it with my own eyes...


  12. Rafiki

    Rafiki New Member

    I think you and I have the same addiction... laughter!

    I can't imagine trying to get by without a sense of humour, can you? No, I'm sure not.

    Peace to you,
  13. victoria

    victoria New Member

    I make sure that every day I watch at least a few things that makes me really laugh out loud!!!

    Mencia and Colbert Show are wonderful for that... &/or reading stuff online!


    [This Message was Edited on 08/30/2007]
  14. Rafiki

    Rafiki New Member

    is a great source of stand-up!

    If I could remember anyone's name I make suggestions...

    Yours in good humour!
  15. Rafiki

    Rafiki New Member

    You MUST check out the link in the Structure of the ME Brain thread!!!

    Be prepared for pain and major snorting!