VERY cute and Funny Joke!!! lol

Discussion in 'Fibromyalgia Main Forum' started by EgyptStarr, Feb 5, 2006.

  1. EgyptStarr

    EgyptStarr New Member

    Ya'll are gonna LOVE this one! lol



    Hymns By Word Association

    A minister decided to do something a little different one Sunday morning.

    He said, "Today, in church, I am going to say a single word and you are going to help me preach. Whatever single word I say, I want you to sing whatever hymn comes to your mind."

    The pastor shouted out, "Cross!" Immediately, the congregation started singing, in unison, "The Old Rugged Cross."

    The pastor hollered out, "Grace!" The congregation began to sing "Amazing Grace, how sweet the sound..."

    The pastor said, "Power!" The congregation sang "There Is Power in the Blood."

    The Pastor said, "Sex!" The congregation fell in total silence. Everyone was in shock.

    They all nervously began to look around at each other, afraid to say anything.

    Then, all of a sudden, way from in the back of the church, a little old 87-year-old grandmother stood up and began to sing, "Precious Memories.........."




    LOL!!! Is that one of the cutest jokes you've heard in awhile, or what??? I LOVED it and HAD to share!
    Everyone take care!


    Hugs!
    Starr



  2. 1horse

    1horse New Member

    very cute..good laugh for the day...thanks