Wanna Play The Name Game?

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by Mikie, Aug 29, 2007.

  1. Mikie

    Mikie Moderator

    I tried this once before but I'm not sure everyone understood the game. The idea is to make up occupations to match made up names. Thing is that the names have to sound like real names. I'll get started and if anyone wants to play, have fun. We used to do this at work and it was pages and pages by the time people added their names.

    Love, Mikie

    Mike Rowave, Appliance Salesman
    Mike Rophone, Keynote Speaker
    Kitty Litter, Pet Shop Owner
    Ben Dover, Local Doctor
    Phil R. Upp, Gas Station Owner
    Tommy Gunn, Arms Dealer
  2. laceymae

    laceymae New Member

    here goes.

    Rod Burner...welder
    Bud Light...beer drinker

    Mikie...just got the Ben Dover..Doctor... that is my laugh for the day...thanks[This Message was Edited on 08/30/2007]
  3. budmickl

    budmickl New Member

    Anita Lane - traffic reporter

    Of course, I can't think of any others right now. I'll start a list and then add them later.

  4. Rosiebud

    Rosiebud New Member

    Duh!! Would love to play but mind a blank.

  5. fivesue

    fivesue New Member

    Hanover D. Cash...bank robber
    Jimmy D. Door...house burgeler

    I'm in a crime mode, it seems.

    Think of more later...just my first thought. Thought I'd best write it down before I forgot.

    Fun game, Mikie.

  6. victoria

    victoria New Member

    Victoria S., Empress...
    not sure if that would be quite correct as there's no last name tho...

    Don A. Robe, judge?
    Eddy N. Brook, fisherman?

    I am bad at this!!!!!!


  7. rockgor

    rockgor Well-Known Member

    Ok, let's try these:

    Ted E. Baer, Forest Ranger (replaced Smokey)
    Ken Dahl, retired escort

    Ivy Polk, nurse
    Horce Mann, centaur

    Warren Peace, diplomat
    Lotte Greene, gold digger

    Bea A. Starr, drama coach
    Bea Arthur, male impersonator


  8. SPR30

    SPR30 New Member

    Anita Mann, Bordello Owner
  9. Mikie

    Mikie Moderator

    These are great! Thanks for playing and thanks for the laughs. This is a fun way to occupy the mind when just sitting. Write them down and post them for the rest of us to see.

    Love, Mikie
  10. zenouchy

    zenouchy Member

    Here's a few:

    Rusty Nail, hardware salesman

    Jack Hammer, construction worker

    Crystal Chandelier, exotic dancer

    Ivy League, Harvard President

    Alan Non, alcoholic support group leader

    Bea Frank, assertiveness training coach

    A. Nonymous, secret agent

    Thanks for the laughs everyone!

  11. You guys are good!

    all I can think of is...

    Lotta Greenbacks.......bank
    Al Imony........... Divorce lawyer?
    Dr. Dryer........urologist (for real)

  12. ckball

    ckball New Member

    A freind came in the shop today and somehow we got on names, he was telling me abou this lady he knew, her last name was Hooker

    Ima Hooker-paid pleaser

    Then this is the truth, there is a wealthy family in Texas named Hogg

    He named his daughters

    Ima Hogg and
    Yura Hogg

    Family had a strange sense of humor

    I have no brain right now to be original but have loved reading everyone else's- Carla
  13. Mikie

    Mikie Moderator

    But I didn't write them down and can only remember one:

    Tim Id, Shy physcologist

    Oh, also:

    Poly Andry, local divorcee

    It's comin' back to me now:

    Rosetta Stone, Biblical scholar

    Donny Brook, likes to fight

    Sue Urassov, Russian lawyer

    Candy Barr, Sweet Shop Owner

    Jim Nasium, Fittness Trainer

    Dan D. Fellows, gay men's club member

    Dick Weed, unpopular guy

    Johnny Cakes, works at IHOP

    Poly Graff, Lie detector technician

    Paul E. Tician, Senator

    Sandy Shores, Travel Agent

    Mort Tician, Funeral Home Director

    Mary Moore, Bigamist

    Robin Banks, Criminal

    I wish I had kept our list. Yes, this can become an obsession. There are worse addictions :)

    Love, Mikie

    Note: Paul E. Tician and Mort Tician are brothers. One taxes you to death and then the other takes over :)[This Message was Edited on 09/01/2007]
  14. victoria

    victoria New Member

    here's a good one...

    Robin U. Blind

    (it was from ad from new uniball pen w/ink that imbeds itself into paper)

  15. zenouchy

    zenouchy Member

    These are so silly:

    Bill Ding, Architect

    Don Key, Zookeeper

    Will Derness, Forest Ranger

  16. Mikie

    Mikie Moderator

    Thanks for playing. BTW, doing this kind of stuff keeps our brains functioning (and it's fun :)

    Love, Mikie