What should the bumper sticker on my scooter say?

Discussion in 'Fibromyalgia Main Forum' started by kholmes, Oct 4, 2006.

  1. kholmes

    kholmes New Member


    Rockgor has suggested, "My other scooter is a forklift."
    ShannonSparkles thinks it should say, "Harley Davidson."
    I thought it might say, "PWC on Board."

    Any other ideas?

    Kholmes
  2. spacee

    spacee Member

    But, you are too nice of a guy for that one.

    Spacee
  3. mrdad

    mrdad New Member



    Just have the bumper sticker say:"My other Scooter is a

    Jacquar. But it's in the Shop."

    MRDAD

    P.S. KENNETH--Whats this note I got in the mail from
    you today notifying me that I should as Bookclub
    Treasurer "expect an Auditor to arrive next
    week"? Is that really necessary Ken? They even
    let me take up the collection at Sunday Mass!
    I'm honest. I give'em their half!!!
  4. kholmes

    kholmes New Member

    I don't know, Spacee; I like that one, too.

    MrDad: But my Jaguar IS actually in the shop.
    For your sake, I sure hope the Book Club records are clean. The auditors came by today, but I escaped on my scooter.
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  5. sues1

    sues1 New Member

    I like the forklift one! Is there a place you can have a sticker printed up for us? Oh Heck, with computers there has to be.

    How about:
    "I am a scooter test driver"........still like Forklift.


    Blessings........Susan
  6. CarolK

    CarolK New Member

    "I MAY BE SLOW, BUT I'M AHEAD OF YOU!"

    HA HA HA

    CarolK
  7. razorqueen

    razorqueen Member

    my other vehicle is a Hummer?

    or "letting the wind blow thru my hair"

    or "if you can read this, you are WAY to close!"

    or " crazy person, pass at your own risk"

    hope these help LOL

    Raz
  8. Marta608

    Marta608 Member

    Super Man On Board.

    Marta
  9. kjfms

    kjfms Member

    I wish I could come up with something witty but my brain is failing me today so I went surfing and found these...LOL


    1. There's too much youth; how about a fountain of smart.

    2. I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.

    3. Don't laugh .. It's paid for!

    4. If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you!

    5. I finally got it all together, but I forgot where I put it.


    OK I will stop @ 5...hehehe

    Take care,


    Karen :)


  10. foggyfroggy

    foggyfroggy Guest

    I always liked "Visualize Whirled Peas" But then I like silly word puns.
  11. kat2002

    kat2002 New Member

    How about:
    "So many books...so little time."

    Or my personal favorite:
    "I have no idea what I am doing out of bed."

    LOL,
    Kat
  12. rockgor

    rockgor Well-Known Member

    that will be appreciated by Ken, other Minnesotans and Norskies.





    LENA FELL OFF!
  13. sues1

    sues1 New Member

    STUDENT DRIVER

    2B or not 2B....FREE


    floor cleaner

    solved the high gas problem
  14. 1faith

    1faith New Member

    "You're just jealous"
    or
    "Runs on fumes"
    or
    "It beats pedaling!"
  15. Bruinz

    Bruinz New Member

    "If your close enough to read this, massage my sore back muscles"

    "Stop staring at my crack"


    Bruinz
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  16. kholmes

    kholmes New Member

    The other posts already had me laughing, but then I almost shot veggie juice out my nose when I read yours.
  17. dononagin

    dononagin New Member

    (I like the crack one...)



    slow thinkers move to the right..

    Look out!! No Brakes!

    Danger!! I drive like you do!

    I may be slow but I'm ahead of you!



    I saw this one the other day and thought it was cute.. don't know though about on a scooter..

    ROCK IS DEAD!
    this is good day for paper and scizzors

    oK.. I'm brain dead.. can't think of anything exciting!

    Good Luck! Hugs!
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  18. sascha

    sascha Member

    and put it on my car- it says, "Thank You for HONKING!"

    my son calls it a pre-emptive courtesy strike. Sascha


    i always wanted to put on bumper sticker saying "Eschew Obfuscation" maybe i will some day.
  19. spacee

    spacee Member

    These are soooo good.

    Spacee
  20. sisland

    sisland New Member

    "Support Organic Farmers" or "Honk if Your Happy",,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,Have Fun!! Must be nice for you to get out and ride in the fresh air!! Awww,,,,,,,,,Sydney