what to say if you are caught sleeping at work...

Discussion in 'Fibromyalgia Main Forum' started by lenaw70, Dec 7, 2005.

  1. lenaw70

    lenaw70 New Member

    10. "They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen."

    9. "This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the time management class you sent me to."

    8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the Whiteout. You probably got here just in time."

    7. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new business strategy."

    6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."

    5. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?"

    4. "Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out how to handle that big accounting problem."

    3. "Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you put your ear down real close?"

    2. "Who put decaf in the wrong pot?"

    1. [Raise head slowly and say], "...in Jesus name, Amen
  2. lovinlifeinAK

    lovinlifeinAK New Member

  3. nanna4550

    nanna4550 New Member

    Funny you would be posting this now. I almost fell asleep today at my desk and now I have several excuses, besides the obvious one. Thanks
  4. lenaw70

    lenaw70 New Member

    Hope more get to enjoy this!
  5. EgyptStarr

    EgyptStarr New Member

    Now I know what to say when this happens to me at the new job I'm looking for...... lol

    Thanks for the tip!

  6. Shannonsparkles

    Shannonsparkles New Member

    Thanks for the smile!