Why Did God Make Mothers????? A good question......

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by victoria, Aug 29, 2007.

  1. victoria

    victoria New Member

    Answers given by 2nd graders to these questions:

    WHY DID GOD MAKE MOTHERS?

    1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.

    2. Mostly to clean the house.

    3. To help us out of there when we were getting' born.


    HOW DID GOD MAKE MOTHERS?

    1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.

    2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.

    3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.

    WHAT INGREDIENTS ARE MOTHERS MADE OF?

    1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world... and one dab of mean.

    2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think.


    WHY DID GOD GIVE YOU YOUR MOTHER AND NOT SOME OTHER MOM?

    1. We're related.

    2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me.


    WHAT DID MOM NEED TO KNOW ABOUT DAD BEFORE SHE MARRIED HIM?

    1. His last name.

    2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?

    3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?

    WHY DID YOUR MOM MARRY YOUR DAD?

    1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot.

    2. She got too old to do anything else with him.

    3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on.


    WHO'S THE BOSS AT YOUR HOUSE?

    1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because Dad's such a goof ball.

    2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.

    3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than Dad.


    WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MOMS AND DADS?

    1. Moms work at work and work at home; dads just go to work at work.

    2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.

    3. Dads are taller & stronger, but Moms have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's house.

    4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine.


    WHAT DOES YOUR MOM DO IN HER SPARE TIME?

    1. Mothers don't do spare time.

    2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.


    WHAT WOULD IT TAKE TO MAKE YOUR MOM PERFECT?

    1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.

    2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue.


    IF YOU COULD CHANGE ON THING ABOUT YOUR MOM, WHAT WOULD IT BE?

    1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that.

    2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.

    3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head.

    WHAT KIND OF LITTLE GIRL WAS YOUR MOM?

    1. My Mom has always been my Mom and none of that other stuff.

    2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.

    3. They say she used to be nice.



    WHEN YOU STOP LAUGHING --

    SEND IT ON TO OTHER MOTHERS, GRANDMOTHERS, AUNTS,
    and anyone else who has anything to do with kids or just needs good laugh!!!


    [This Message was Edited on 08/29/2007]
  2. hugs4evry1

    hugs4evry1 New Member

    What a way to start the day!!

    Hugs,

    Nancy B
  3. fivesue

    fivesue New Member

    Thanks for all the cute things you post. They give me a lift.

    Sue
  4. Rafiki

    Rafiki New Member

    "I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head."

    My mother told me she could see through walls and I believed her because she always seemed to know what I was doing! It was really creepy!

    :~)
    r
  5. victoria

    victoria New Member

    There's always another side to teverything....

    You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance. ~Franklin P. Jones

    A characteristic of the normal child is he doesn't act that way very often. ~Author Unknown

    Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they're going to catch you in next. ~Franklin P. Jones

    Like fruit, children are sweetest just before they turn bad. ~Dena Groquet

    There was never a child so lovely but his mother was glad to get him to sleep. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson


    Children seldom misquote. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said. ~Author Unknown

    There are only two things a child will share willingly - communicable diseases and his mother's age. ~Benjamin Spock, Dr. Spock's Baby and Child Care, 1945

    The real menace in dealing with a five-year-old is that in no time at all you begin to sound like a five-year-old. ~Joan Kerr