Why it's OK to do less over Christmas

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by mezombie, Nov 27, 2007.

  1. mezombie

    mezombie Member

    I came across this on the internet, and just had to pass it along:
    On the evening of my Christmas party, I saw so many things:

    12 guests a-vomiting
    11 cousins crying
    10 bowls a-breaking
    9 policemen a-warning us about the noise level
    8 ladies dancing. Naked.
    7 cups of eggnog a-spilling on my $8000 antique Oriental rug (darn it!)
    6 hundred dollars a-spent on bottles of RC cola that no one drank
    4 calls to the ER
    3 mental breakdowns
    2 stray dogs
    ...and Keith Partridge on my now broken TV


    So for those who can't get out of the house (or bed), see what you're not missing?

    And for those who are throwing parties or planning to attend one (or more), beware!

    [This Message was Edited on 11/27/2007]
  2. victoria

    victoria New Member

    and now at the mere thought of the unthinkable - I need to go lay down, hehehe!

  3. Roseblossom

    Roseblossom Member

    LOL! Oh boy, am I glad those days are over!

    Good job saying "no", Twin ;)

  4. mezombie

    mezombie Member

    You all made me laugh with your responses!

    Molly, you're having a party with 50 people??? It boggles the mind, or at least my mind. Should we bring you some cold cloths and comfy cushions to help you recover?

    The rest of us will be lying down, and maybe, just maybe, listening to some Christmas music, LOL.

    Falalalalaa, lalalaalaa