Why we like retirement a smile for Friday

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  1. ckball

    ckball New Member





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    > And They Ask Why I Like Retirement
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    > Question: How many days in a week?
    > Answer: 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday
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    > Question: When is a retiree's bedtime?
    > Answer: Three hours after she/he falls asleep on the couch.
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    > Question: How many retirees to change a light bulb?
    > Answer: Only one, but it might take all day.
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    > Question: What's the biggest gripe of retirees?
    > Answer: There is not enough time to get everything done.
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    > Question: Why don't retirees mind being called Seniors?
    > Answer: The term comes with a 10% percent discount.
    >
    > Question: Among retirees what is considered formal attire?
    > Answer: Tied shoes.
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    > Question: Why do retirees count pennies?
    > Answer: They are the only ones who have the time.
    >
    > Question: What is the common term for someone who enjoys work and refuses
    > to retire?
    > Answer: NUTS!
    >
    > Question: Why are retirees so slow to clean out the basement, attic or
    > garage?
    > Answer: They know that as soon as they do, one of their adult kids will
    > want
    > to store stuff there.
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    > Question: What do retirees call a long lunch?
    > Answer: Normal.
    >
    > Question: What is the best way to describe retirement?
    > Answer: The never ending Coffee Break.
    >
    > Question: What's the biggest advantage of going back to school as a
    > retiree?
    > Answer: If you cut classes, no one calls your parents.
    >
    > Question: Why does a retiree often say he doesn't miss work, but misses
    > the people he used to work with?
    > Answer: He is too polite to tell the whole truth.
    >
    > And, my all time favorite...
    >
    > Question: What do you do all week?
    > Answer: Monday through Friday, NOTHING... Saturday and Sunday, I rest.
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