Wisdom from Larry the Cable Guy

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by zenouchy, Jun 3, 2007.

  1. zenouchy

    zenouchy Member

    Well my friends, during life's toughest times, I look for wisdom and guidance from my pal and yours: "Larry the Cable Guy".

    1. A day without sunshine is like night.

    2. On the other hand, you have different fingers.

    3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

    4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

    5. Remember, half the people you know are below average.

    6. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

    7. Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

    8. The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.

    9. Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have

    10. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

    11. Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.

    12. If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.

    13. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis? Raise my hand.

    14. OK, so what's the speed of dark?

    15. When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

    16. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

    17. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?

    18. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines

    19. What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?

    20. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

    21. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, "What the heck happened?"

    22. Just remember -- if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.

    23. Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

    24. Life isn't like a box of chocolates - it's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.

  2. sisland

    sisland New Member

    Thanks!! I love Larry the Cable Guy! He's always good for a Belly laugh! He Has a New Movie out called "Delta Farce",,,,,,,S,,,p.s. #19 is my favorite!
    [This Message was Edited on 06/04/2007]
  3. sisland

    sisland New Member

  4. pat460

    pat460 New Member

    Larry is my hero! I look to him for wisdom!

  5. kholmes

    kholmes New Member

    I don't know much about Larry the Cable Guy, but those aphorisms have a kind of Stephen-Wright dry absurdity to them. I especially liked #22, for some reason.
  6. kriket

    kriket New Member

    I think he's right on with the lawyer subject.

  7. Greenbean7

    Greenbean7 New Member

    These are great but I'm pretty sure their not from Larry. They've been going around the internet for years. Besides, none of them say "Get 'er done!" or "I don't care who ya are, that's funny."

    Gotta love Larry, Jeff and Bill. Only problem is I can relate to their comedy way too much!

  8. zenouchy

    zenouchy Member

    Glad I could spread the sage wisdom of Larry. So philisophical aren't they? LOL I don't know much about him either---my hubby just sent this email to me from work. Glad I could spread some humor and good cheer.

    Be well all!

  9. dononagin

    dononagin New Member

  10. sisland

    sisland New Member

    oldest Brother has "Get R Done" on his Licence Plates! He owns a cement , backhoe company ,,,,,so i guess we are rednecks tooo!,,,lolol
  11. zenouchy

    zenouchy Member

    That's too funny that your brother has a "Get R Done" license plate! I bet he beat others to the punch on that one.

    I love the pic of the bear in your profile---that's outrageous!! If I saw a bear on the loose like that, I would totally freak out. I love animals, but whoa, a bear, that is scary. I would have been afraid to take the pic.

    Thanks for posting!

    Hugs, Erika
  12. sisland

    sisland New Member

    My Brothers girlfriend at the time came up with the idea and it's been a big hit! He's had it on there for about 6 years so ,,,i don't think that Larry had come out with it yet at the time,,,,,,,,,,,,She did that because he always told the guys that work for him "Get R Done!" lolol,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,Someone eles took that photo,,,i just transfered it from the park's website ,,

    ,But yeah they wonder around like people do in the park,,,,Most aren't Dangerous! If you surprise a mom and cubs on a trail or out in the woods they will chase and Maul you thinking that you are going to hurt their cubs,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

    So you always have to make noise when your hiking! so they know your there and then there is a less likley chance of them attackting,,,,,,,,,,,Most Serious hikers wear Bells on thier packs ,,,,,,

    and pack a can of pepper spray with them to spry a Bear if it gets to close ,,,cost about $50 bucks a spray canister about 8 to 16 ozs,,,,,it doesn't hurt them it just makes them lose their vision for awhile,,,so you can run away! lolol,,,,,,,,,Fun! Fun!,,,,S
    [This Message was Edited on 06/05/2007]