Words for Women to Live By

Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by victoria, Apr 2, 2010.

  1. victoria

    victoria New Member

    1. Aspire to be Barbie - she has everything.

    2. If the shoe fits - buy them in every color.

    3. Take life with a pinch of salt....a wedge of lime, and a shot of tequila.

    4. In need of a support group? - Cocktail hour with the girls!

    5. Go on the 30 day diet. (I'm on it and so far I've lost 15 days).

    6. When life gets you down - just put on your big girl panties and deal with it.

    7. I know I'm in my own little world, but it's ok. They know me here.

    8. Lead me not into temptation, I can find it myself.

    9. Don't get your knickers in a knot; it solves nothing and makes you walk funny..

    10. When life gives you lemons - buy some Coronas.

    11. Keep your chin up, only the first 40 years of parenthood are the hardest.

    12. If it has tires or testicles it's gonna give you trouble.

    13. By the time a women realizes her mother was right, she has a daughter who thinks she's wrong.

  2. butterflydream

    butterflydream New Member

    and so much Truth.

    I needed the chuckle Victoria. Thanks for sharing this, will think of one to add, all that comes to my mind for now is..If Mama ain't happy, nobody is happy.. Something to that sort.

    Enjoyed reading this ....
    Have a good day
  3. Gingareeree

    Gingareeree New Member

    Love it...Especially the one about shoes,that applies to slacks too...
    [This Message was Edited on 04/03/2010]