Discussion in 'Chit Chat' started by victoria, Feb 13, 2007.

  1. victoria

    victoria New Member

    Ladies, give this to your husbands or boyfriends, or even sons; Men, read and understand! It will help to warn about arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology.


    1.) 'FINE' : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

    2.) 'Five Minutes': If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five Minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

    3.) 'Nothing': This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

    4.) 'Go Ahead' : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

    5) 'Loud Sigh' : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

    6.) 'That's Okay' : This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

    7.) 'Thanks' : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.

    8.) 'Whatever' : Is a women's way of saying SCREW YOU!

    9.) 'Don't worry about it, I got it' : Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking, "what's wrong", for the woman's response refer to # 3.

  2. mollystwin

    mollystwin New Member

    I use everyone of those words!!
  3. therealmadscientist

    therealmadscientist New Member

    I wouldn't worry about Victoria giving away all the word secrets. My male experience is that there are a whole lot more special "words" than she described!!
    [This Message was Edited on 02/14/2007]
  4. victoria

    victoria New Member

    Can you clue me in, I'd like to know....

  5. therealmadscientist

    therealmadscientist New Member

    I'd reply, but sure looks like a trap! Hey, guys, anyone else like to try?
    [This Message was Edited on 02/14/2007]
  6. hugs4evry1

    hugs4evry1 New Member

    For my morning chuckle.....


    Nancy B